⚖️ Two-Tier Justice: Hunter’s Law vs. Your Law

America loves to pretend justice is blind, but let’s not kid ourselves: if your last name is Biden, Clinton, or Bush — you play by one set of rules. If you’re a regular citizen? Whole different playbook.

Hunter Biden is the poster child for this swamp double standard. The man’s fingerprints are all over shady deals in Ukraine — Burisma board seats, oligarch wires, shell corporations, and even an investment link to Metabiota, a company tied to U.S.-funded labs in Ukraine. And yet… he skates.

Let’s call it what it is: two-tier justice.

🚩 The Hunter Playbook vs. The Rest of Us

Burisma Board Seat

Hunter’s Law: Influence-peddling optics, but “nothing to see here.”

Your Law: DOJ would slap you with a FARA violation for unregistered foreign lobbying.

Foreign Wires via Shells

Hunter’s Law: Labeled as “consulting income.” No big deal.

Your Law: Treated as money laundering. Bank accounts frozen, DOJ at your door.

Metabiota Investment

Hunter’s Law: Just a “passive investment.” Bad optics, no charges.

Your Law: Investigated for foreign influence, unregistered lobbying.

Unpaid Taxes / Offshore Deals

Hunter’s Law: Plea deals, fines, probation. Media sympathy tour.

Your Law: IRS felony charges. Prison on the table.

Drugs + Guns

Hunter’s Law: Rehab narrative, charges softened or delayed.

Your Law: Felony conviction. Locked up, rights gone.

General Conflict of Interest

Hunter’s Law: Brushed off as “poor judgment.”

Your Law: Labeled corruption. Fired, blacklisted, prosecuted.

🧾 Why It’s Legal — and Why That’s the Problem

Hunter survives because the swamp writes the laws with built-in loopholes:

FARA (foreign lobbying law) is so toothless it’s basically optional.

Shell corporations are legal smoke screens until someone proves laundering intent.

Influence-peddling only becomes criminal if you catch the quid pro quo on tape.

Nepotism laws don’t cover private board seats.

Translation: it’s not that Hunter is innocent — it’s that the system is rigged to protect people like him.

💡 Bottom Line

This isn’t about left vs. right. It’s about elites vs. everyone else.

Hunter Biden is just Exhibit A: proof that if you’re connected, you can dip your sticky fingers into foreign oligarch money, biotech lab contracts, and shell corporations — and the worst you’ll face is a bad news cycle.

Meanwhile, the average Joe? Try pulling even half of this and you’re broke, cuffed, and buried under federal charges.

That’s not justice. That’s privilege. And it stinks.