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Melania’s Golden Ticket: The “Einstein Visa” Hustle


Melania’s Golden Ticket: The “Einstein Visa” Hustle

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If Grandpa Friedrich’s deportation makes the Trump family’s anti-immigrant posturing look hypocritical, Melania’s green card story turns the volume to eleven.


In 2001, Melania snagged an EB-1 “Einstein Visa”—a category reserved for Nobel winners, Olympic gold medalists, and people whose names actually move industries. USCIS says you either win a world-class prize or check off at least three boxes from a brutal ten-point list: things like judging elite competitions, commanding superstar-level pay, or making “original contributions of major significance.”


Melania’s résumé? Some British GQ spreads, a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit shot, and mid-tier modeling gigs. Solid work, sure—but supermodel pantheon? Not even close. Former immigration officials have admitted she was a borderline case at best, and without powerhouse lawyers and billionaire-adjacent connections, an unknown Slovene model probably wouldn’t have made the cut.


Yet she did. And five years later, she was a naturalized U.S. citizen—standing beside a man who’d make slamming doors on immigrants his political brand.


The irony? The Trumps didn’t just climb the ladder and pull it up—they gold-plated the rungs, greased them for themselves, and now tell everyone else the climb’s illegal.



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